2028 Political Theme Songs

Political theme songs that best describe the left, right, and middle - for now. Expect the list to change as my disillusionment with 2028 elections grows.

The Middle:

• My perspective: Stealers Wheel (1972) “Stuck in the Middle With You”
  • Tag line: “Clowns to the left of me; Jokers to the right; Here I am, stuck in the middle with you”

Republican Party:

• Their perspective: Nick Lowe (1979) “Cruel To Be Kind”
  • Tag line: “Cruel to be kind; Means that I love you”
• My perspective: Living Colour (1988) “Cult of Personality”
  • Tag line: “Neon lights, a Nobel prize; When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies”

Democratic Party:

• Their perspective Amy Grant (2024) “Helping Hand”
  • Tag line: ‘'And tell me what I can do today; Cause everybody needs a helping out”
• My perspective Little River Band (1979) “Lonesome Loser”
  • Tag line: “He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’”